What does a writer want in a critique? Be honest now. I know deep in my soul that what I really want is to be told I’m an incredibly talented writer and that, other than a couple of minor revisions, my manuscript is perfect just the way it is.
I know I’m not alone in this because I often see that unacknowledged desire in other writers. I don’t know how many times I’ve read an independently published novel that begins with heartfelt thanks to a legion of beta readers, only to struggle through a book that’s poorly written with too many spelling and grammar errors to count.
The first step in accepting a pull-no-punches critique is to acknowledge that we need to go through the five stages of grief after our child is pummeled and left bleeding on the ground.
That reviewer doesn’t know what she’s talking about.
He doesn’t understand the genre.
It’s good enough. I can’t rewrite it anymore.
My boyfriend liked it.
The reader is an idiot.
She’s probably jealous she can’t write as well as me.
Julia Quinn said I showed a lot of talent.
I won a literary award in middle school.
I’ll show it to my mother. She likes romance.
Maybe if I just change this one scene it will fix everything.
I should take that other novel out of the drawer and worked on it for a while.
Lord, make me a best selling author and I’ll give half my income to the poor.
Why did I ever think I could be a writer?
I should go back to accounting.
I wonder what’s on Facebook.
I need a drink.
Maybe she has some good points. Time to get back to work.